...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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