i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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