I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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