About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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