Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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