hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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