IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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