North Korea, Best Korea!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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