fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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