I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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