Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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