from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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