How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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