You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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