Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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