i don't like sucking hair
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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