Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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