Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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