i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We have started to decorate penises.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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