Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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