the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I had to cum in my sink.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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