Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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