when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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