Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
