I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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