How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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