I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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