Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and she was petting her beer can
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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