seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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