I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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