I cannot find my penis.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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