Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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