all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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