Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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