I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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