If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
this is an emotional support booty call
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
try to milk me bitch
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