Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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