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So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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