I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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