You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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