his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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