I think I am morally bankrupt
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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