Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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