Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i now understand why vodka
I am mentally ready for anal.
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