I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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