I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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