All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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