good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
