i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You've changed since you got that strap on
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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