Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
