I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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