My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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