Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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