my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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