god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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