She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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