Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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